Thursday, July 8, 2010

Another take on those college assignments

On craigslist, this a.m.:

I need about 35 pages of freshman-undergraduate-level bullshit on Anerican Literature. I'm almost 30. I don't need this shit. I'll pay you, say $350. Or make your offer. I need this in like 2-3 weeks. Unemployed writers, help me out!

Thank you.

2 comments:

  1. I like this one. S/he gives the person plenty of time to write 35 pages (freshman level is almost always double spaced---so really it's only 16.5 pages)....especially if you found American literature interesting- sounds like an easy $350. And s/he is polite!

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  2. I hadn't thought of it that way.

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