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"ANTIQUE WOOD TODDLER POTTING TRAINING CHAIR"

Isn't that a violation of child labor laws, regardless of how comfortable that chair is?

Hypocrite

One thing (of many) that I just don't get about English pronunciation and spelling is why the word in the title of this post is not spelled hypocrit or pronounced so that the last syllable rhymes with might.

Shouldn't one or the other be the case?

After all, don't we say write, brite and bite with long Is, instead of writ, brit and bit, which have altogether different meanings?

Get back to me on that, would you.

I'm really happy for their mannequins — I guess

From an online lingerie description:
Concealing and minimizing in the same style makes it perfect for under foam fitting tops.